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britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.



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Killer Queens
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind.


throughtheparadox:

You don’t have to take your shirt off to be sexy || my boys || US & UK


kehlso:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


la-belle-damn-sans-merci:

  • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
  • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
  • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
  • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation

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